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jaclcfrost:

when you’ve been helping your friend the tooth fairy collect teeth but forgot to leave gifts the whole time

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unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

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baeritt0:

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bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

that’s it

wow

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"

Love.

Because of you, in gardens of blossoming
Flowers I ache from the perfumes of spring.
I have forgotten your face, I no longer
Remember your hands; how did your lips
Feel on mine?

Because of you, I love the white statues
Drowsing in the parks, the white statues that
Have neither voice nor sight.

I have forgotten your voice, your happy voice;
I have forgotten your eyes.

Like a flower to its perfume, I am bound to
My vague memory of you. I live with pain
That is like a wound; if you touch me, you will
Make to me an irreperable harm.

Your caresses enfold me, like climbing
Vines on melancholy walls.

I have forgotten your love, yet I seem to
Glimpse you in every window.

Because of you, the heady perfumes of
Summer pain me; because of you, I again
Seek out the signs that precipitate desires:
Shooting stars, falling objects.

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- Pablo Neruda (via kushandwizdom)
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guy:

when bae finishes on ur back

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shipsnotdrugs:

so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

we had a simple request

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so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

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he drew us a tortoise

god bless this man

i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change

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crks416:

Remember when Kanye leaked this pic? He forever my nigga for this

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merrycanary:

So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.

I was wrong.

It wasn’t funny.

It was hilarious.

JUST CLICK PLAY OK.

And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.

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